Wednesday, October 24, 2007:

The person who avoids office politics will eventually get all the blame.

Thursday, October 25, 2007:

What exactly does an elections official mean who says, "Although the last election process had some mishaps, things will run much more smoothly with this election. We've fixed the entire process."

Friday, November 2, 2007:

Wealth has a way of revealing how many needs you have that you previously thought were only wants.

Friday, November 9, 2007:

Something to Ponder: How do you say, "It's all Greek to me," in Greek?

Monday, November 12, 2007:

Technology has made the world smaller. But it's never so small as when you run into someone to whom you owe money.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007:

Putting aside a little money for a rainy day doesn't help much if your life resembles a rain forest.

Thursday, November 15, 2007:

Referring to food as "low fat" is just a fancy way of calling it "low taste".

Friday, November 16, 2007:

The less I like doing a task I'm given, the dumber I get.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007:

A bird in the hand is worth two rabid environmentalists screaming at you to put it down.

Monday, November 26, 2007:

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. However, if you're my boss, I bet I can make an exception.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007:

There will never be a cure for the feeling of foolishness you experience when you can't find your car in a parking lot.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007:

A check that's in the mail gives new meaning to the expression "snail mail."

Friday, November 30, 2007:

It's easier to fly a kite in a tornado than to convince a teenager he's wrong.

Monday, December 3, 2007:

My friend mentioned that he and his wife are taking out a home equity line of credit to buy Christmas presents. Isn't that crazy? My wife and I agreed that we're limiting our spending to what we have -- our existing home equity line of credit.

Thursday, December 6, 2007:

The best things in life are still free, but who wants them.

Friday, December 7, 2007:

My wife assures me I'm not overweight. She says I just need to grow a couple inches taller.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007:

You know you're in trouble if you're thinking, "I sure wish I had anti-lock brakes."

Thursday, December 13, 2007:

A compliment better left unsaid: Marvelous! You fill out that Santa suit better than anyone else I've ever seen.

Friday, December 14, 2007:

The best way for a rude person to avoid broken friendships is to pick friends with short memories.

Monday, December 17, 2007:

Got Apathy? (Who cares.)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007:

Though we've all tried it, turning on defrosters really won't clear a dirty windshield.

Thursday, December 20, 2007:

I'm not obsessed with money. I just can't stop wishing I had more.

Friday, December 21, 2007:

For most people, old habits die hard. With me, they're eternal.

Monday, December 31, 2007:

Prison is a reward for those who have mastered thinking too far outside the box.